Your faith does not offend me.

Neither does your lack of faith;

you’ve either got, or you haven’t got

faith. I will celebrate Christmas.

You, of course, are welcome

to join us at our feast.

I wish you a happy Diwali

rejoice with you at Eid

for forty days of fasting

is too much for Christian gluttons.

The godless party every day

of every year. Why should you begrudge

us one, or two? Come! Join us!

We guarantee you no contamination.


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