Your faith does not offend me.
Neither does your lack of faith;
you’ve either got, or you haven’t got
faith. I will celebrate Christmas.
You, of course, are welcome
to join us at our feast.
I wish you a happy Diwali
rejoice with you at Eid
for forty days of fasting
is too much for Christian gluttons.
The godless party every day
of every year. Why should you begrudge
us one, or two? Come! Join us!
We guarantee you no contamination.